If you do dishes, you can live here forever.

I looked up at the shelf that held my books. I had dozens now. Faithful friends who took me on journeys without judgement and without pity.

I will never force you,” he said. “I’ll try never to hurt you, but no man can safely promise that. Any hurt I do to you, I will be desperately sorry for and try to repair.

Every now and then, as he sucked up the daily load of cat hair, he thought wistfully of a Roomba, but Buster would try to kill it and carry it off to his lair. The big Maine Coon probably outweighed a Roomba.

I know you're not looking for a relationship, or even a fuck buddy, but...are you looking for anything that I can be?

I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?"""Hi, snack food?

Did you know, the Alpha bond is a lot like the mate bond. The first twenty-four hours are apparently intense. I took oath from ten wolves today, and I can feel every fucking one of them in my head. And I use the adjective on purpose. You know what the most common response to facing death is?"Simon let out a little snort.Aaron's grin was wry. "Yeah, that. And when you consider that one of my wolves is Lucas, I haven't been this horny in about thirty years.

I don’t mean good like going to church or not breaking laws. If, in your heart, you try to get through the daywithout hurting other people, then you are a good person...

Food first,” Kellen said firmly, “because I’m a really good cook, and I want you to experience the full awesomeness. And then bed, nice and slow, for pretty much the same reason.

you’ve been all black and white, like Kansas. It’s time to get back to Oz. Enjoy the colors.